Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Monday, 19 December 2011

Dear Diary -

Well the Playboy issue featuring me will soon be out and I am thrilled beyond belief.

I cannot believe that Hugh Hefner agreed to pay me $1 million just to show my tits, ass, and playpen. But hey, if that's what America wants then whom am I to deny them that wish.

And it will certainly be one of the magazine's all time best sellers. I know that once it comes out my phone is going to be ringing non-stop with movie offers, TV offers, poster offers, and no telling what other kinds of offers.

Well I've got to go and get on the treadmill. I do have to maintain my tremendously sexy-looking body.

Lindsay Lohan

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