Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Friday, 16 December 2011

Friday 10th December 2011

Dear Diary, ok....whatever..I know it's not a diary entry, but what's a girl to do when she can't find a spare fuckin' piece of paper and needs to go to the mall?

Tampax
Preparation-H
'How to stay clean and sober without fucking it all up again' DVD by Charlie Sheen
1 large marrow

Yep, that about does it.

Note to self: must call stylist and ask the asshole to find me something that co-ordinates with my tag this fuckin' time.


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