Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I am trying my best to keep a low profile. I certainly do not want to go back to that horrible, stinking prison.

I am much too pretty and talented to waste my time sitting in a cold, damp cell with a bunch of women that have no talent.

I am so thrilled about my nude photo shoot for Playboy Magazine.

I especially want my ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson to see what is no longer hers.

Lindsay Lohan

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