Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 8 November 2011

Tits fell off this morning, hope the vagina stays in till
after the dance thing.

Doctor says the nose will have to be glued again, fukin cheek. And that reminds me. must get bum cheeks checked out, seem to have slipped down a bit over the last week.

Do shopping at Tesco.

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