Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 10 November 2011
Dear Diary -
Well, I did it again. I was supposed to have served 30 days in prison and I managed to talk my way out of it after serving only 5 hours; yes only 5 effen hours. Am I good or what?
I just know how to work it. I have become an expert and I know how to put on a show and pretend that I am so mistreated and that I am on the verge of total collapse.
And everyone eats it all up.
I am even better than Billy Clinton.
Lindsay "Lucky" Lohan
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