Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 21 July 2010

I wanna move to Holland when I get out of Jail, why? so I can smoke all the marijuana I want without the Cops getting mad at me.

I already hate being in Jail, I am so mad about it, I hate this Orange Jumpsuit, it's not the fancy imported clothes I am use to wearing.

Today I got served a green Bologna sandwich and I had to eat it too, it was very yucky and awful, I am not even kidding, I know how Paris felt about being in Jail, how did she survive this? I hate being in here, the food sucks, well the whole place sucks, I wanna break out of here and fly to Holland today.

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