Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 14 July 2010
I've been fitted for my new clothing for jail and have lots of designer outfits on the way. I'm glad that I made sure to take care of this before I went inside.
My problem now is the stupid bed.
They tell me that it is smaller than a twin size! I want a king; I need a king; I've got to have a king. Nothing less than a king will work for me.
It's also got to have a pillowtop mattress and memory foam and a sleep number system.
They tell me that I am going to get a mattress that other people have slept on and scratchy, cotton sheets with a miserable 100 thread count.
I'm also not even going to get a box spring?
This should qualify as inhumane treatment. Even those stupid Jews in the death camps probably had better beds than this.
Maybe I can take my own satin or silk sheets?
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