Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 11 July 2010

I'm not even allowed to touch my own millions of dollars at all, no I have to go about working like a dog just to get some cash to be allowed to purchase from the commissary, the Jail will not even allow outside money to be put into my jail account at all.

Oh yeah today they are making me wear a ball and chain, I hate having to wear that, it is major super heavy on me, I hate it so much.

I want to get out of this jail, it is hotter than hell in here, I hate it here, I hate it so much, I wanna live like a spoiled rich girl again.

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