Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 10 July 2010

I hate being in jail, the guards forced me to wear an Orange Jumpsuit, I hate it, I wanna wear fancy clothes.

I don't even get a decent toilet either, I have to crap in a metal pot in front of my 3 cellmates who don't even care that I am Lindsay Lohan.

I don't like peas but what did I find on my meal tray today, nasty looking peas, I screamed and a guard told me to eat those peas anyways, I told him to eat it himself and he smacked my butt till I ate the peas, now my butt is in pain.

The only thing I can watch on TV is Judge Judy and Judge Joe Brown. although they do plan to make me watch The Parent Trap as a way to torture me about how I was such a sweet girl when that movie was filmed.

I hate being in Jail, I hate it I hate it, get me outta here.

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