Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary

Friday, 6 July 2012

OMG! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing... So sad.

Tom is a great actor, I've always admired him. I wonder if he is looking for wife number 4. Being Toms wife would be great, we could appear in movies together, like he did with Mimi, Nicole, Penelope and Katie.

I'll have to dump Kanye, I'm sure he'll understand. Me and Tom are made for each other. I just hope Kanye doesn't put that 'home video' we made last week on the internet...

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more