Ken Livingstone - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

I appeared to be merry and on form despite my recent loss, at the Base Cities London conference last Thursday, much to annoyance of many there.

Invited as an after dinner speaker, I was introduced to delegates by none other than his original mayoral challenger Steven Norris. After a commendably coherent speech, I invited questions from the room.

"Ask me anything" I told them, "I'm not standing for anything, so I don't give a sod!".

True to my word, I went on to reveal that former prime minister and Labour Party leader Gordon Brown (who I described as 'useless', disliked me so much he refused to meet me for ages!

That got em goin'!


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