Ken Livingstone - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 19 May 2012

Not that I want to harp-on about losing the London Mayoral election, but this letter was in the Guardian:

"Apart from the Royal Borough and little part of Rotherhithe where there are lots of swanky flats, almost all of "London" voted for Ken Livingstone. Then, once we get out of London (zones 5 and 6), everyone voted for Boris. So, really, Ken should be the mayor for London and Boris should be the major for the home counties and Chelsea.
Ken Livingstone won two more wards than Boris Johnson, showing how tight it was!
Instead, I, as a resident of Tower Hamlets, have Boris, doing nothing about my rocketing rent and tube fares!"

Just thought I'd record this in my diary, to let future Londoners remember I did my best!


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