Ken Livingstone - My Fake Diary

Friday, 18 May 2012

Read this today on the web:

In April, a new phrase entered the London Jewish lexicon. The phrase is simple: "I'm sorry. I can't. I'm Jewish." It is a statement of political assertiveness that comes with a resigned smile, a semi-apologetic shrug of the shoulders and a half turn-up of the palms of both hands. It was said in response to Labor Party campaigners when they asked London's Jews if they would be voting for Ken Livingstone, Labor's candidate for mayor of London, who lost his bid May 3 to the incumbent Tory, Boris Johnson.

So, that's why I lost!


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