Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 15 September 2012

Dear Diary -

It looks like my topless photos are all the rage. I swear that Willie and I had no idea when he told me to take off my bikini top that there were any members of the paparazzi around.

The paparazzi are pesky as hell and they are all over the friggin place and most of the time you can't even see them.

The bad part about the topless photos is that now the whole world knows I am not the well-endowed woman that many men thought I was.

It is embarrassing to know that lots of ladies are now saying, ah ha, I knew she wore a padded bra all along.

Well let me say that having big tata's is not the greatest thing in the world. Oh yes, I'll admit it's way up there; but it's not a priority - at least not for me and not for my Willie boy.

Kate Middleton (AKA The Duchess of Cambridge)