Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 9 January 2014

Dear Diary,

I hate to admit it but I can tell you diary. When it comes to going to a doctor or dentist or hospital, I always want to feel no pain.

I ask them to give me the strongest stuff they can that won't kill me.

Just figure out how much would kill me and give me 90% of that stuff.

-Justin Bieber

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