Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 12 June 2012
Cheryl Cole has been telling reporters she thinks I have grown up from a little boy to a young man and she wouldn't mind being stuck in a lift with me.
I'm a bit confused - and not just by her accent - If i was stuck in a lift with her would she be trying to kiss me?
Or trying to start a fight with me - like she did with that toilet attendant years ago? She's a geordie - you can never rule it out...