Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 30 June 2012

In order to keep my adorable loving fans happy I have agreed to do a duet with Demi. That's Demi Lovato.

Truth be told, I'd rather 'do it' with the ultimate Hollywood cougar - Demi Moore. She's the hottest fortysomething in town - and still available after Ashton Kutcher did the dirrrrrrty on her.
Its not fair that 17 year old British sap from One Direction gets to bed all the 30+ women. Leave some for the Bieber!!

I should get my agent to call her agent. Or hell, just tweet her directly...

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