Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Friday, 25 March 2011

Dear Diary -

Well it is finally official, Selena Gomez is now my girlfriend.

And I sure do like the sound of that name...girlfriend.

I just noticed last night that Selena has the prettiest teeth that I have seen in a long time and that includes my old cougar pal Kimmy Kardashian.

Of course, it's no secret that Kimmy has Selenita beat in the tata's department but then hey, Kimmy has about 97 percent of all females beat in that department.

Well gotta go. I promised my mom I would write a song about how great a mom she is. She loves those types of songs.

Justy


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