Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Dear Diary -

Wow! I got to sit next to Rihanna at the 60th Annual NBA All-Star Basketball Game at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.

And golly gee whiz, I swear she smelled really pretty.

Way prettier than any girl that I have ever smelled before including Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, and even Heidi Montag; especially Heidi, who kinda smelled a little like my plastic Civil War toy soldiers.

Miss Rihanna told me that I was cute and that I had hair like the Beatles when they first came to America.

I could not help but look at Miss Ri's knockers. Goodness they are bigger than cantaloupes.

I know that I should not be talking nasty like that but the good looking ho just brings it out.

Justin


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