Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary
Monday, 18 April 2011
Dear Diary -
Golly gosh. I am so lucky to have Selena as my girlfriend.
She is such a pretty girl and I know that she will only get prettier as she gets older like Eva Longoria and Jessica Alba. Mmmm-Mmmm and Yummy Yummy.
Last night before I went to sleep I looked at Selena's photo and I wrote in my notebook "I love Selena Gomez so much" a total of 200 times.
That's a lot, but it is not my record. One day last week I wrote, "I love Selena oodles and oodles" 273 times.
I am one lucky little dude.