Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Monday, 18 April 2011

Dear Diary -

Golly gosh. I am so lucky to have Selena as my girlfriend.

She is such a pretty girl and I know that she will only get prettier as she gets older like Eva Longoria and Jessica Alba. Mmmm-Mmmm and Yummy Yummy.

Last night before I went to sleep I looked at Selena's photo and I wrote in my notebook "I love Selena Gomez so much" a total of 200 times.

That's a lot, but it is not my record. One day last week I wrote, "I love Selena oodles and oodles" 273 times.

I am one lucky little dude.

Justin B.

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