Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Dear Diary -

Gosh, I am getting so tired of hearing all of the rumors about me and my honey breaking up.

I love Selena and she loves me and no one will ever come between us not even Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, or Miley Cyrus.

I want for Selena to one day be the mother of my children and teach them how to sing as pretty as she and I do.

I want Selena to make more movies, but better ones than Monte Carlo, of course. I want my little firecracker to make lots and lots of money so that we can put it together with mine and then we will have even more lots and lots and lots of money.

Justin Bieber

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