Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 25 August 2011

Dear Diary -

I am so glad to say that the relationship between Selena and I is stronger than it has ever been.

I love that girl so much I could just hug her until the police arrive and make me let her go since I am hugging her so tight and the neighbors called the police because Selena was screaming from happiness of having her body squeezed very hard from me.

I have decided that one day, when both of us are older, that I want Selena to have my baby. And I want to be the father of Selena's baby. And I want for her and me to have a baby together.

Well I gotta go and see what my Mom wants. I think she is hollering out for me to take the garbage out.

Justin Bieber