Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 20 February 2011

Dear Diary...

OMG! I went to the Brits (this weird awards show in the UK) and I managed to kiss my way through Cheryl Cole and Avril Lavigne! OMG OMG OMG! I can't believe my luck, I am like, so totally on the attraction side of life..! I like, kissed them! I especially liked Avril because she was wearing lovely perfume but Cheryl was wearing something like 'Toilet Aroma de perfume'! She was a stinky Cheryl. Not doing that ever again like, so smelly, I swear she didn't even wash her hair, it was all greasy, but I have a professional haircare person called Mike.
He was at the Brits with me, he was like, my bodyguard. OMG! This isn't in paragraphs! OMG OMG OMG! I'll be like...a level 1 in writing in paragraphs when I get back to school!!!!

That's the end of that!