Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 22 December 2010

Deer dairy,

Peeple think I am righting a book abowt my life. The only prob. is that I aven't even 'ad a life yet. I'm only sixteen an can't even grow facial hair. My pubes have just started to come out.

What should I right....I hate righting compositions at school an stuff.

I know. I will make up lots of exciting stuff like I am a syens buff and want to be a copper and I want to do mishonery wrk in uther cuntrys and things like tha' and it'll be a dead good book and lots of those grils will by it and I'll get even richer than I am now.

Nite nite dairy. Sweat dreems.


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