Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Monday, 24 January 2011

My mommy just gave me my pacifier back. I'm so mad she took it in the first place! So what if I wanted to get Taylor Lautner to be my boyfriend...so what if I wanted to do a duet with the kids in Kidz Bop? THEY AREN'T BAD! THEY'RE AWESOME! I HAVE ALL THEIR ALBUMS! You know what else? SHE TOOK MY FAVORITE PURSE! Even my cutom made Coach purse! It was Leather and it had JB all over it kinda like the way the put the C on there. UGH! YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SHE TOOK! She took my custom made Badgley Mischka dress! It was so pretty! It has sparkles on it, it was knee high, it was hot pink and it went SO WELL with my custom made Gucci purse! I also had the most CUTE matching heels with it! It was pink and the heels were 3 inches tall and had big sparkles on it and it had spikes on it too (I'm trying to be a little more tomboyish) and it went PERFECTLY with the dress! I also had the perfect lipstick for my dress! It was bright pink and had sparkles on it! (Mommy took that away...) I also have really cute fake eyelashes that have pink sparkles on it that match my blonde wig with pink highlights! But anyway, mommy said I can get my makeup bag I bought with my birthday money, my dresses I bought without my mommy's permission, all my shoes I bought that made my dad mad (Basically, all my shoes I bought. I have to weak the ugly shoes my dad got me. Sneakers. Ugh)all my wigs, and lastly all my purses tomorrow. I WANT THEM BACK!

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