John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 21 August 2012

When I arrived in Grimsby's St James' Square, I immediately demanded to know who was responsible for vandalism to the Fishermen's Memorial.
Several tiles on which the memorial stands have been deliberately smashed.

I said: "I am going to be looking for the antisocial lout that did this!"

Deputy leader of North East Lincolnshire Council, Councillor Mick Burnett, portfolio holder for leisure, tourism and culture, said the repairs to the vandalism, which was carried out a couple of weeks ago, will be completed soon.

Of course my outburst was nothing to do with my being a candidate for the role of Police Crime Commissioner….


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