John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 16 August 2012

There is only one crime commissioner the British public are familiar with, and the Dark Knight's ally Jim Gordon is more likely to be tackling comic book villains in the sewers of Gotham City than addressing antisocial behaviour on the streets of Hull.

The Police and Crime Commissioner (PCC) elections take place across England and Wales on November 15, and despite it representing the most radical shake-up of policing in decades, voters as a whole hardly seem to know, or care about it.

But I am the best man for the job I assure you all!

I don't envisage being like in Batman, I told them, "I'm not really built for that.

You have just got to get out there and put your case. I have always done that and I am now getting my campaign bus ready to visit everywhere and tell them it's worth voting for!

So I'm stepping up my campaign for theĀ£76000 plus expenses job."

Not for the money of course... eh eh eh!

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