John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 14 April 2012

Emma Hoddinot has just tweeted "Looking forward to welcoming @johnprescott to Wickersley, Bramley, Sunnyside and Flanderwell this morning!"

Crikey. I have no idea who she is, where these places are and what I'm supposed to be doing there. I was in the pub last night till about 3am, downed 14 pints. had a kebab on the way home, chatted up a doris at the bus stop, and slept in the shed.

I hope this appointment isn't important.