John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 5 May 2012

What's all this about someone throwing an egg at Labour leader Ed Miliband?

Were they aiming for me by any chance? I'm on the next bus down to Southampton and want to find the guy responsible for this outrage!

To be honest, I just love a punch-up.
Come on egg man, come and have a go at the Prezzer!