John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Friday, 25 May 2012

Life is tweet for me. I have 132,000 followers on twitter.

If any newspaper prints something about me which is a lie, I can tell my followers and the newspaper straight away. If they've got any sense they will make a correction online immediately and in the paper the next day.

I wish they would verify me' account though. Don't they know who I am?
Do they want me to storm round to their UK offices and punch someone on the nose?