John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Friday, 30 March 2012

I see the Bullingdon Bullshitter aka Prime Minister David Cameron has got his spandex in a twist this week!

First his Tory party treasurer sells dinner dates with him for £250,000. Blimey, thats even more than the prossie who slept with Wayne Rooney charged...

Then he told people not to panic buy petrol. "Don't panic Pike" Oh well, when he loses the next election he can star in a remake of Dads Army.

And finally, he said he loves a pasty and last had one at West Cornwall Pastry Company at Leeds train station recently. Only official records show that it closed down two years ago. Forget pasties DC, you'll be eating humble pie with Rupert Murdoch for the foreseeable..

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