John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 24 March 2012

The wife has popped out for the afternoon to visit her friend in Sheffield. She won't be back till the evening.

Time to get the fishnets stockings out from under the bed and put them on. Oh, they even feel sexy. Its great to be dance around the house like a pensioner version of Billy Elliot, away from the view of the public. I hope the newspapers never find out.