Jenson Button - My Fake Diary

Friday, 10 July 2009

Time for some the locals to get some Brawn pain in their own back yard. Yes, last time at silverstone was a shame to be beaten by a German mineral water in our own green fields but this time I am going to commando a push to victory!

When I lap Lewis he will perform tail gunner duties, pincering the Red Bulls and Nico. I doubt we will have any problems from the Italians or French at this race.

Off to team tactics meeting now. Ross has got a map of the track on a table and is pushing little models of F1 cars round it with a stick. He has also shaved his goatee into a moustache and started top smoke a pipe. I don't get him sometimes.