Jedward - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 19 April 2023

John: Hey, Edward I see that we haven't been booked for the Coronation.

Edward: Yeah, I noticed that. Imagine Charles III prefers Take That to our dulcet tones.

John: Yeah, I know.

Edward: What do they have that we don't?

John: Charm, charisma, a few hits.

Edward: Yes, but other than that?

John: It should have been us, shouldn't it?

Edward: Yes, John, it should have been us.