HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 30 June 2016

I wonder how many people realize that there is a island of people who worship me! I guess I'm just not as famous as I used to be even though I AM descended from the island spirits of Vanuatu. I guess people don't understand how hard it is for a 96 year old Queen Consort to maintain a cargo cult.
Hey, why is my tea warm?