HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 20 September 2016

Hmmm, I see that cargo cult is still worshiping me, not that I can blame them, but I wonder if I'm being bloody turd not asking them for a cut or anything. I know they think I'm a deity, but if I don't get some kind of tribute from them, I'm afraid I'll lose respect.