HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 15 July 2017

Thank fuck those dago bastards have pissed off back to Spain, mind you that bint had some form on her but I missed me chance trying to get into her pants due to the language barrier....never mind I'll have it orf with the new Polish maid tonight instead.

On the other hand I don't want to cop another dose like the other week, I wonder if Harry has any spare skins?