HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary
Friday, 11 March 2016
All I did was to go in, bright and breezy, and say to the wife. 'Morning, here's your favourite Sun with your brekkies'.
The language - very French I must say!
It transpired that the beloved Sun's headline had it that the wife was in favour of Brexit (not breakfast).
'We are neutral!' she screamed. I replied that I knew the Royal protocol and left her to eat her porridge alone.
I will not go and murder Murdoch and burn the News International's buildings to the ground as ordered but I am upset.
We may have to get Charles in to clear up the mess. Now - there is a son who will cock things up!
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