HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 11 April 2018

I see from my copy of CityAM, left thoughtfully by my nurse, that I am the ninth most admired person in the UK with her indoors the most admired woman.

However my ego got a bit of a blast by discovering the Harry is number 4 and William number 7.

But what has put back my recovery is the news that Jeremy Corbyn is the fifth most admired man in Britain! When I read that I thought the whole thing must have been made up by those so-called satarists from The Spoof! - but no it's true.

However I beat Trump (16) and Boris Johnson (17) but the youngster David Attenborough was No 1.

Ed - those figures for the most admired men and women in the UK really are true.