HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 13 July 2016
We've just had a coronation at Buck House. Mother Theresa - no less - the famous philanthropist. I wonder why these people can't organise things like us and do away with elections altogether. You just need a bit of heriditary justification - but our May Queen could become a cropper on that score as would the Eagle circling over Ghandi.