HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Friday, 18 May 2012

Went down to Croydon for a walk-about as part of the wife's Diamond Jubilee celebration.

I thought Croydon was full of chav girls, but there was one beauty there with a zip right down the front of her red dress...

Pwhaaaaooooorrrr! I would have been arrested if I had unzipped that!
And Queenie would have cut me knackers orf If I had done the next thing on my mind...

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