HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 14 August 2011

I've been called in to sort out the young thugs who terrorised the nation recently. Unfortunately the Government would not go along with my idea of recruiting these young chaps for service in the next war. I was told an old fogey like me should know better. Well, I know better than a lot of these braying politicians, I can tell you.