HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Monday, 24 January 2011

Haven't made an entry for a while...but enough talk about my and Liz's sex life.....
Ordered a wedding present today, for Kate and Wills and their forthcoming nuptuals from my old friend Stavros in Muswell Hill. I am sure that they will find plenty of use for a rotating kebab attachment to fit on their barbeque