HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Monday, 17 January 2011

Sorry for not writing a diary entry earlier but it took a while for the laxative to work.
Anyway David Cameron came round today to ask if Liz had passed the Bill. I said I didn't know about her movements but I had passed breakfast, lunch, 2 apple cores and a pomegranate once the laxative took hold.