Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 24 August 2013

Dear Diary - I am honored to say that I have just been asked by Queen Elizabeth herself to be the chief cook at her annual Buckingham Palace Christmas Party.

I heard that Elton John will be providing the music and Ricky Gervais will provide the comedic humor.

I do not know what I will cook but I am sure that it is going to be damn good.

Gordon Ramsay