Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 16 July 2013

Dear Diary - I'm so upset at the Zimmerman Circus fiasco that I am seriously thinking about giving up my television shows and returning back home to England.

Hell, I have already made enough millions to last me 118 years.

I shall return to foggy olde England and give Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, some cooking tips.

Gordon Ramsay