Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Friday, 5 March 2021

Did you see it? Did you?
The end of my career. That was what you missed.
I mean all of that time I spent playing football, all of those times I swore just about a bit of cooking, all those people I made cry in their restaurants, none of that seems to matter, but you make a pile of shite cash in programme on BBC1, that goes out on Primetime during a global pandemic, and suddenly everything seems to be my fault.

Still, at least we have Turkey Twizzlers for tea tonight. My favourite.