Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 2 January 2013
Dear Diary -
My New Year's resolution is going to be that I will no longer yell, scream, shout, and basically act like a crazy banshee on my fantastically popular show Hell's Kitchen.
My doctor has told me that I need to stop stressing myself out or else I will start to look like 86-year-old Hugh Hefner or 69-year-old Keith Richards before too long.
Seeing as how Hugh actually looks 96, and Keith actually looks 89, I am going to have to take my doctor's advice.
I know that my show will still be as popular if not more so because now just about everyone in America will be able to understand my very strong British accent.
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