Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 2 January 2013

Dear Diary -

My New Year's resolution is going to be that I will no longer yell, scream, shout, and basically act like a crazy banshee on my fantastically popular show Hell's Kitchen.

My doctor has told me that I need to stop stressing myself out or else I will start to look like 86-year-old Hugh Hefner or 69-year-old Keith Richards before too long.

Seeing as how Hugh actually looks 96, and Keith actually looks 89, I am going to have to take my doctor's advice.

I know that my show will still be as popular if not more so because now just about everyone in America will be able to understand my very strong British accent.

Gordon Ramsay

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