Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
It's raining out. I forgot my umbrella.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Cab driver stuck two fingers up at me and drive off.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Surely today can get better, right lets open these bank statements...
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Where has all the money gone?