Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 24 March 2012

Was shopping the local supermarket last night, and noticed old Wozza Thomson in there looking a bit shifty.

Later on, he turned up looking a bit 'tired and emotional' at my restaurant, asking if we needed a chef. or maitre'd. Or cashier. He was particularly keen on being cashier saying he was very experienced with cash.
We said we had no vacancies and then he asked did I want to buy any cheese or wine at knock down prices? Seriously the fella needs help.



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